Hello From The Mother Side Adele Parody
/ Kristy KempAn emotional yet hilarious take on Motherhood, "Hello FromThe MotherSide" Parody to Adele's , "Hello" and let me tell you this mama can sing!
Lyrics:
Hello, it’s me.
I would love to grab a glass of wine and maybe a grilled cheese;
but I got kids I have to feed.
I got one in volleyball and one who’s comin’ home with D’s.
Why can’t she get this fraction business?
I can’t take it anymore.
Hello from the Motherside!
I must have tried a thousand times
to tell her this homework is really breaking my heart;
but when I try it clearly doesn’t tear her apart anymore.
Hello, Mama. How you been?
I can tell you’ve been stress eatin’ from the Cheetos on your hand.
It’s ok, you need a win.
You’ve been plucking facial whiskers and your thighs touch skin to skin.
I know you feel it, hope you’re not pregnant
You can’t take it anymore!
Hello from the Motherside!
I think I might breakdown and cry.
Cause’ I love my children, but I can’t take anymore
Can somebody pass me the Pinot Noir
Hello from the Motherside!
At least I’ve tried a thousand times
To tell ya’ll I’m tired from everything that I’ve done
But when I try nobody seems to respond anymore.